Monthly Archives: October 2012

Straight Friends Can Be So Cute

This has been the biggest ego boost ever. If devouring a box of chocolates and a carton of macaron’s makes me this attractive, I should definitely do it more often. Advertisements

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Rolling in the Deep

Tonight, I’m struggling with the concept of an apology. A sincere, honest, transparent apology. And for those of you who are struggling with an apology, or feel like you need to ever apologize, let me tell you about 5 different … Continue reading

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Not For the Faint of Heart

That is who I want to marry. Harry Shum Jr. He can have a billion before me, as long as it’s me he ends up with. If you have ovaries, I caution you before you click this link – they … Continue reading

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Pumped Up Kicks

The stress, lack of sleep, and the post-breakup traumatic binge eating (carbs, carbs, carbs, and more carbs) has caused me to not only get fat, but to also break out. So much that I’ve messaged a friend of mine that’s … Continue reading

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The Hunger Games

Yesterday, I offered myself as tribute. Not in the cool way, where you sling a bow over your back and shuffle through rugged terrain in hopes for survival, but in the lame way. The lame way where you go online … Continue reading

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The Desperation Desperado

Today, I applied for a new job. The opening line of my cover letter went like this: “Dear Hiring Manager, I’m pleased to discover an opening for the position of Marketing Manager with Plentyoffish. As I am perpetually single, I … Continue reading

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Something in Your Eye

Tomorrow morning, I will be getting laser eye surgery. Apparently, a surgeon takes a scalpel to my eye, cuts a flap out of my eye and then shoots a laser (insert *pew pew pew* sound effects here) into my eye … Continue reading

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