The Desperation Desperado

Today, I applied for a new job. The opening line of my cover letter went like this:

“Dear Hiring Manager,

I’m pleased to discover an opening for the position of Marketing Manager with Plentyoffish. As I am perpetually single, I strongly believe I have what it takes to fit in with’s core values, as it is hardly long before I find myself a customer once again; fishing for a relationship on”

I figure the pathetic plea of my opening line will either get my resume tossed, or a pity interview. I’m really hoping for the latter.

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1 Response to The Desperation Desperado

  1. white moose says:

    this wasn’t witty. =_=

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