The stress, lack of sleep, and the post-breakup traumatic binge eating (carbs, carbs, carbs, and more carbs) has caused me to not only get fat, but to also break out. So much that I’ve messaged a friend of mine that’s a doctor, who’s referred me to a dermatologist. I’m breaking out like a 16-year old I said. So she’s referred me to this friend of hers, who she apparently wanted to introduce to me a couple years ago. Also newly single, and also gay.
How awkward is this? My first pseudo-blind-date (blind except for the fact this guy knows I have bad skin) with this guy will be to commiserate our joint singleness over my acne. “Oh, let me pop that one for you”… will the romance and irony never end?