Monthly Archives: November 2012

The Tragic Hero

Thanks: For even having a car for a homeless man to break into. This has been the best winter ever. Just yesterday I was battling a hobo that had broken into my car. He bludgeoned me over the head with … Continue reading

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Expectations Are the Root of All Heartache

Thanks: For the rare moments where I regain clarity and perspective, and can squelch the bitterness and spiteful voices in my head. I’m learning about this thing my friends call “expectations”. Apparently, while dating my previous ex’s, I lacked these … Continue reading

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Against All Odds

I think the above screenshot poignantly describes my outlook on any potential relationship. Such a pleasant way of saying “sorry bud, you’re out of luck – nobody fits your criteria!” … and for the record, my criteria isn’t too bad, … Continue reading

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Thanks: for the song “Heartless”, Kanye West, because The Fray did it so much better but needed you to start it. I’m really, really not desperate for companionship, despite being on 3 different “dating” sites, two gay social network sites, … Continue reading

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Wave, That’s Your Life Passing You By

Thanks: For not having a single non-black hair on my head.  On this “Plenty of Fish” website, there’s a function for other people who are interested in you to indicate they want to “meet you”. I’m flattered that I get … Continue reading

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Eating Your Sorrows Away

Thanks: For the cute sales associate at Holt Renfrew that gave me his phone number (even though I know it’s something the sales associates do there to get more sales). I’ve got a terrible problem with dating. My mind wanders … Continue reading

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Ice Age

Thanks: For Remembrance Day, and all that should be remembered, and all that should be forgotten. After multiple text messages, I succumbed to going on another outing (note, I’m not saying “date”) with the man who gnawed my lips off … Continue reading

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Age is But a Number… and So is Money

Thanks: For warm sweaters, fireplaces and hot chocolate during this cold weather season. Last weekend I was out for dinner with two friends at a fine dining establishment I frequent often. All of a sudden, my friends start making fun … Continue reading

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The Obvious Suspects

I’ve come to realize my blogs have really become b_tch-logs, and I need to tone it down a bit. So I’m going to start every blog by giving thanks. Thanks to something in life. Something that I’m thankful for. Thanks: … Continue reading

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When There’s Nothing Left to Burn, You Must Set Yourself on Fire

So the guy I went on a pseudo date the other night won’t stop texting, and my handsome straight Christian crush just got married. FML. Sometimes (all the times) I wish I were straight; life would be so much easier. … Continue reading

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