Thanks: For not having a single non-black hair on my head.
On this “Plenty of Fish” website, there’s a function for other people who are interested in you to indicate they want to “meet you”. I’m flattered that I get so many people interested in meeting me, but the description of one boy’s profile who is interested in meeting me has severely damaged my ego. It reads:
I am younger sub bottom into older mature men. Seeking daddy type.
… I’m twenty-freaking-eight! I never thought this day would come. But I guess I’m now classified as an “older mature men”. Part of me wants to meet up with him and just screw the brains out of this stupid bottom; but the “real” me, smiles and nods, and then cries himself to sleep instead. Older… mature… men… daddy… type? Really?