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How to Lose a Guy on Jackd in 10 Minutes

I like to state on my jackd profile that I’m ridiculously hideous. This is my way of weeding out people who are just in it for looks and a happy wham bam thank you mam. All I have is a … Continue reading

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Where Is Your Childhood?

I remember as a kid, I’d go outside and lie on the grass. I’d stare up into the sky and not see the white clouds painted on a blue sky, but instead fluffy white animals, marshmallow like people and animated … Continue reading

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Gotta Keep on Pushing Love

I haven’t blogged in awhile, and for a second, I thought I forgot how to blog. I think blogs actually stand for “bitch logs”, because when everything is perfect, you have no reason to blog. Who likes reading about the … Continue reading

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Plenty of Irony

I’ve just lost a lot of respect for myself. I am now signed up on a dating site. Plenty of fish, actually. And let me tell you something, there really isn’t “plenty” of “fish” out there. There are; however, 9 … Continue reading

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I See Skies of Blue, Clouds of White

I’ve come to a depressing conclusion on why I’m perpetually single. No, I am not lousy in bed. It’s actually because I am an absolutely lousy date. With friends and people I know, I can strike conversation and speak to … Continue reading

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Famous Last Words

Favorite lines from random stranger online: Guy: “hey man, like how your profile says you don’t do hookups, i think that’s a really good trait and i really like guys like that.” Me: “thanks.” Guy: “yah, there really needs to … Continue reading

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Power to the People

I wonder why I even bother with new year resolutions. There really is no point. At the start of every year I project these fantastic ideas of how I am going to have the body of Usher and the success … Continue reading

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